Congratulations Class of 2025!

Whatever level of education you’ve completed, shout-out to you and congratulations! Special congrats to all of my students moving on to high school — to those of you reading this, you’ll have an amazing time.

To my former students who go on to make boatloads of money/go pro in a sport/rule the world, make sure you don’t forget the impact Mr. Lambert’s class had on you. I can accept all major payment types, wear a size XL jersey, and would love a cabinet-level position in education, naturally.

But in all seriousness: congratulations, class of 2025.

ADDENDA

• I’m working on a new contact email, as Google decided my professional email was a spambot of some kind and deleted it without notice. Lookout on the main site for the address soon.

• Now that the school year is over, maybe I’ll have more time to post…